O.L.D.

i’m on tv!

2006-10-04 – 11:02 p.m.

so i’m diligently doing work during the commercials of project runway.

it’s a fedex commercial and there is a group of people standing in an office in front of a world map. there are push pins all over north america. the boss says “we now deliver to china. bob, put a push pin in china.”

bob puts a pin on the map. the boss says “that’s russia.”

bob moves the pin over. the boss says “that’s greenland. you have no idea where china is, do you?”

bob (standing right next to the map) pretends to trip, falls forward, grabs the map, and rips it down.

that is how i feel every time i see a map.

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