me: can i have a decaf, iced, tall americano?
him: *laughs* cool. *laughs*
me: *bemused expression*
him: that order just makes me want to laugh.
me: i hope in a good way.
him: yes, right on. *collects himself* what was that order again?
me: *repeats order*
my drink arrived and the side of laughter made the coffee taste a lot less bitter. a fine way to start the day.