Me: *places salad by cash register* *puts fudgey brownie on top of salad container*
Me: I gotta keep it balanced.
Is it really a conversation if he didn’t say anything? On the other hand, do I get bonus points since I initiated the contact? Do I get points on top of bonus points since he rejected my offer of conversation?
I think I already know the answers and I’ve collected the points and cashed them in for that fudgey brownie. It is quite possibly the best brownie I’ve had. Ever. Their name is Dave’s Fresh Pasta, but my heart knows them as Dave’s Best Brownie in the Whole Wide World Brownie Brownie Brownie Yum Yum Give Me More.