cashier: do you want paper or plastic?
me: plastic’s fine.
cashier (to bagger): she said plastic is fine, indeedy. i’m just going add indeedy to the end of every sentence.
bagger: that’s cool, indeedy.
cashier: to be or not to be. that is the question, indeedy.
cashier (to me): do you have your shaw’s card? it’ll save you a lot of money, indeedy.
me: *eavesdrops* *grins* *hands over card*
bagger (to cashier): wrap that chicken in a separate bag, indeedy.
cashier: i know how to do my job, indeedy.
bagger: i’m just reminding you, dude. i mean, indeedy.
cashier (to me): do you want some coupons along with your receipt?
me: yes, indeedy.
i walked off with the memory of the cashier’s delighted face imprinted on my brain. sometimes, you just have to liven up those mundane errands.