2.18.15, in very long line at CVS
man: *holds up card* women are so wordy. we men need few words. we’re simple.
me: yes, you can really see the difference in the “for him” “for her” sections.
a couple walks in. husband: let’s go. i’m not waiting in that line.
wife: you need your prescription. get in line.
husband: *gets in line*
man: *shakes head* *laughs*
wife: i guess i was a bit bossy, huh?
man (to the wife): i’m just having flashbacks.
(to me): i told you we’re simple creatures. she says do this and men are like *nods head*.
me: *chuckles*
man: i’ve got a wife and 2 daughters at home.
me: so you’re well trained then.
oh the people you meet and lessons you learn while running errands!
Abigail Mumford 